Scrote Pony

Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.

Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail

Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.

Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?

Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.

Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look

(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)

by buffalomagic June 4, 2010

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

Sink The Pony

To have sexual intercourse.

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.

by DaveyQ August 24, 2010

Free pony

A woman who’s a man eater without malicious intent, she just can’t be tied down.

Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way

by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021

pony slag

a pony slag is merely a witch faced bitch who hops around from penis to penis like she's riding a pony. can also be used with the words cunt bag interchangeably. for example "cunt slag."

this was started by initials DTW

"Who Mary slobbered his knobbie? that Pony slag is a cunt bag!"

by master dtw December 3, 2009

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2022

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010