pimpnig

its like a mixture between a pimp and a black dude :D

no disrespect intended

What's up my pimpnig?

by logirlve15 May 22, 2009

pimpin the pumpkin

A general term for doing something cool

Jake: You going to the party tonight?

Jose: Yeah man I'll be pimpin the pumpkin all night long

by Roscoe Nordhoff August 9, 2009

Pimpin' Lincoln

(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.

Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.

by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009

pimpin' it forward

Being nice to a person in order to get sex from them in the future.

That cocktease was so uptight about shagging me now that I started pimpin' it forward hoping she'd shag me later.

by DeuceyBigbelow September 24, 2009

Pimpinitis

A Godlike Sickness giving you the ability to (refer to these) Pimp Slap, Smack a hoe, Bounce, and eat the yum yum. Symptoms of pimpinitus are listed below:
Disco Fever
"Swelling"

Swag
Hustlin
Slappin Yo bitches, and making your Ho Count more than five alows you catch pimpinitis, you may not pass it off and it is given to the lucky Few

Wow dude look, hitlers pimpinitis

by lightblack101 January 1, 2010

Pumping Knuckles

When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.

Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?

Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.

by arroni January 22, 2010

Pimpin' My Chronicles

When the slave owner yells at me to get back to work

Stop sittin around and start pimpin' my chronicles!

by chief mojo risin June 21, 2010