98 pounds and tough as nails

The cockiest person you can think of, the one that out-cockies the other cocky people.
The bubbly girl put all of her 98 pounds into hitting that guy she called the squirrel. She either thought she was 98 pounds and tough as nails, or she might have just wanted an excuse to hammer somebody, or both.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone cocky enough to think they outdo everyone at anything.
Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
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98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.
The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.
by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020
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A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017
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Jimmy Nail

Can I borrow your Jimmy Nails
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fap nail

When you try to take a nap but can't get to sleep so you masturbate instead.

Fail to Nap so Fap
I couldn't get to sleep so I had a fap nail
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