Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada
Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"
by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023
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Mormon Steamer

A Mormon steamer is a variation of a Cleveland steamer and hoch replaces Shit for porage.

This variation of the Cleveland steamer was made and pioneered by Eli W. Piryznski.
“Wow, Eli sure does give good Mormon Steamers!”
by HotFrog December 12, 2022
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Mormon Baddie

Mormons who do things for attention, to look like a baddie, for shock value, to prove themselves not be seen as someone who grew up in Utah or look like your average Mormon Joe. Does things normal people do but does it loudly to prove they don’t confine themselves. Doesn’t want to look like a goodie so they are obnoxious about being a baddie.

Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Fred “She’s so hawt and cool!”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
by MormonBaddie March 12, 2020
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Mormon Stuff

A term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.

Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.

Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.

Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.
Non-Mormon: Want to hang out this Sunday?
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff

Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.

Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.

Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.
by grace52775 August 24, 2011
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Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
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Mormon Rimjob

The act of licking the edge of the opening of another person’s nostril for the purpose of sexual gratification
“Man, Susannah and I totally made out last night”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, she even gave me a Mormon rimjob.”
“Nice, brother.”
by TeaPartyMonster September 10, 2021
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Mormon backdoor

When one has resided to oral sex until marriage with wandering digits.
I was enjoying Bambi’s exceptional oral skills, when suddenly I get the shock of a Mormon backdoor.
by MN Nut Guy March 19, 2023
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