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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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by monke >:) May 22, 2022
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our ancestors, vezy majestick. pick stuff up with the toes, clib tre. life could be dream for monke. worth rejecting hoomanity for. monke smart
by BIGSALTIANIZBOREDGOD May 22, 2022
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hey monkey, u wanna monke
by monke> June 1, 2022
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Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?
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Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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