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alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
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meet molly

code for asking if you’d like to do the drug, molly.
dude 1: hey, do you wanna meet molly this weekend ?

dude 2: hell yeah
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Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.
Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.
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Meeting With Mr. Takashita

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.
I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.
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18 point meeting

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.
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Meeting Fucked

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time
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Meeting

When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.
Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?
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