You're such a maya
by Lamellofall December 11, 2022
Get the maya mug.maya is the most beautiful, smart and talented girl in the world. when you meet a maya you should treasure them as they don’t walk by often. mayas are one of the best huggers, hand holders and cuddlers, they are one in a million.
freya: omg i saw this really pretty girl with the best personality, i think i’m in love
monice: she must be a maya, rare sighting!
monice: she must be a maya, rare sighting!
by iloveeverythingshedoes11 March 28, 2021
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Get the Maya mug.by i hate maya grentz March 28, 2020
Get the maya grentz mug.Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.
Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)
Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)
Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
by 7x47 June 19, 2024
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