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monke

monke, monkey, monkee
hey monkey, u wanna monke
by monke> June 1, 2022
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Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.
Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.
by Ogima October 30, 2023
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Monke

Monke is uh oh. Stinky. Poo
Man 1: hey i just saw monke!
Man 2: wow! Me too
Man 1: where?
Man 2: IN UR MOMY'S HOUSE!
by ColdWheels69420 January 14, 2021
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Fire Monke Supreme Leader

hey its me Dominick the fire monke supreme leader yeah thats me
everyone stop being pussys and bow down to the Fire Monke Supreme leader
by Fire Monke Supreme Leader February 25, 2021
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dead monke

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D
"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"
by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
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