-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.
by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER
by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022

Praise The allmighty monke .
by ilovemonkes March 16, 2021

one of slug cats relatives. (i assume you know him) he's basically EZ mode for RAIN world, if you shall chose this yellow boi, he will make any VERY dangerous creatures go extinct but at the cost of being more fragile to stuff that can kill you.
also hes said to be one with nature
also hes said to be one with nature
monk: I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL ANY VERY DANGEROUS CREATURE
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them
someone idk: so why does that green lizard still exist
monk: i didn't say all of them
by someone else thats not u January 13, 2021

A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021

by supnipes June 20, 2021

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it
Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day
Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space
Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks
Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown
Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
