General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.

My boss is a General Custard

by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024

general yam

Unique term for 'basic bitch'. Stole this off u/idfkimacat's post on r/thomastheplankengine because haha funny.

A: Do you even know what you're saying anymore? That isn't even the topic!

B: Why are you so fucking ignorant!? I'm trying to make a point!

A: It wasn't even going to go anywhere! Words are just spewing out of your mouth and you're calling it 'pRoOf'.

B: I hate you, you're such a general yam!

A: What the fuck does that even mean!?

by jinglebells_whatthehell August 4, 2024

General

General is when you have special time! If ya catch my drift *wink*, you also do it when your not muted in the general voice channel in discord.
Now, let's say that your mom walks in the room and you hide the evidence fast enough, she asks "What are you doing?" you can say "General!" instead of "i beat my meat mother."

Alex caught Norm in General, he was traumatized.

by itsboogie February 26, 2024

GeneralFoxxo

Someone who is very gay and submissive with a small penis.

Hey have you heard of GeneralFoxxo?

Yes i have, He is very gay and submissive with a small penis

by TotallyNotAdam February 27, 2024

General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs

These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!

by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

General Achievement Test (GAT)

The General Achievement Test (GAT) is a 3-hour exam and aims to test your general knowledge and skills in three areas of study, English, mathematics, and humanities.

Ernest C. Mint: YOU CANT DO THE FUN RUN, IT WILL PRODUCE LITTER POLLUTION AND KILL THE INDIGINOUS PLANTS!!!!!

BSC commitee: Sorry to hear that Ernest C. Mint, We will do something about that immediantly :D

General Achievement Test (GAT) 2024

by BlReuw June 18, 2024