Fred Weasley

Fred Weasley is @luluswitner ‘s boyfriend. He is the most perfect thing in this world. I love him so so so much.

Fred Weasley is gorgeous.

by luluswitner November 25, 2021

Fred-sexual

When an individual’s sexual orientation is directed solely towards a Fred of any manner.

Most ppl are fred-sexual they just don’t know it.

by yrmama2 November 26, 2021

Fred-Sexual

When an individual or group(s) sexual orientation is directed towards a fred of any manner.

Isaac is 21% straight and 79% Fred-Sexual

by yrmama2 November 26, 2021

Drop Dead Fred

When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.

I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.

by Austronomy February 23, 2024

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

Fred Smacked

When you talk and talk while only reading one sentence and when someone tries to explain it to you, you just talk over them with non-proven points some more then you end the sentence in "Fred Smack"

youre wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.... Fred Smacked!

by Just show Proof March 31, 2024

Dr Fred

A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them

Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now

by Binkybop July 10, 2022