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Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
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Fred Flinstone

The act of sticking your big toe in her pussy
He yabba dabbba doo’d her and Fred Flinstone ‘D her.
by Suzyslater October 20, 2023
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Fred bannister

Fred Bannister is a lowlife cocksucking asshole.
by Sr_guy September 17, 2018
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Fred

The leader of a mystery gang with a talking dog and a guy who wants to eat a burger every five minutes.
"ZOINKS! Scoob! Like, Fred is all messed up cause Daphne was kidnapped!"
by Scooby doo fan March 2, 2023
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fred and george

definition 1, noun: two characters from the Harry Potter series.

definition 2, verb: when you have had enough with a bad teacher and drop out of school
My favorite characters are Fred and George.

If Professor Staunton fails me for no reaosn one more time, I'm going to pull a fred and george.
by chickennuggeteater1 April 23, 2024
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Fred

Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).
Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
by Havvok November 23, 2024
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