Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.

I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.

by FaekNome June 17, 2015

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.

Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there

by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

hood fairy

A girl from the hood that loves art, flowers, man jeans and big hoops.
Probably loves Frank Ocean or Steve Lacy. Or both.

Look there goes your local hood fairy walkin down da street with her golden hoops and big hips, golden toes and sparkly lips.

by hoodfairy May 14, 2018

Snatch Fairy

Any women when she is being an complete pain in the ass!

Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!

Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?

Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?

by jlebeau450 March 3, 2010

Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.

Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.

by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

fairy muncher

A girl that eats cocaine like it's a main course.

That chick is such a fairy muncher!

by maccag October 18, 2010