Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.

“did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”

by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Ethan

A man usually that has a small midget dick

He has a real Ethan

by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019

Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.

Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying

by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3

Eww, its ETHAN.

by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020

Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.

Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~

by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan

A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.

Guy: Ethan why are you gay?
Ethan: I'm straighter than the pole you mom dances on.

by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019

ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever

guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8

by mc muffin 11 November 3, 2018