biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by waywardspooky June 15, 2005

Earth Biscuit

A frisbee.

Yo bro, toss me the earth biscuit.

by holla@yaboy June 26, 2009

hell's biscuit

A piece of poo that burns your butt when it comes out.

Ouch, that turd was a real hell's biscuit!

by poo producer February 21, 2005

schnooze biscuits

Sleep or the state of sleeping.

"Yo, Kenny G, I'm so tired mayne. I'm 'bout to go grab me some schnooze biscuits."

by Erik & Casey May 31, 2006

Rocket Biscuit

Another word for a lighter.

Rick: Say kenfolk, let me get at that rocket biscuit.

by Thatboy Sy March 5, 2007