Bathroommate

Person with whom you share a bathroom and bathroom items, including but not limited to toilet paper, razors, tampons and condoms.

My bathroommate used my beard trimmer and left chin pubes on my toothbrush.

by Chrisruptive December 28, 2017

barooj

Somebody who refers to skinheads as Nazis (feminine name)

Barooj likes skinheads

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetyeeeeeeee May 5, 2018

Bathroom lips

Those luscious downstairs lips.

Check out those bathroom lips!

by OD-C May 28, 2018

Bahoozie

dan golden's word that only he made up, not jokes and means basically anything you want. Alternative to, "fuck."

I'm going to bahoozie you later.

by Phailyur May 7, 2018

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018

Bathroom Brotherhood

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".

Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.

by DarkestTrack27 May 14, 2018

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018