What about my deal?

I’m still looking for someone to help me whack off some of my relatives. I want you to get a corrupt FBI agent or other official to kill them. I’ll sell them out to you guys. In exchange I will keep my word and never expose you. They know about the NWO and are very into gun rights. I want you guys to watch them. They’ve been giving me a hard time for so long and I would really like for someone to deal with them. Maybe for a few months, then take care of them. It would be so good to officially get them out of my life.

What about my deal?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 17, 2021

find your dick about it

To stop behaving in such a way that one's dick is so small that it cannot be located.

I don't care if you don't want to go out tonight, find your dick about it bro.

by Hamwallets December 31, 2015

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.

McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup

by LifeOfMacGyver April 14, 2016

I'm literally about to snap

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

by Milaggo July 11, 2021

Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 05, 2017

Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.

Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 18, 2021

lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 26, 2011