Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

Cooper

He’s a great boy to hang out with he loves playing with his friends, loves playing sports and being active. When you ask him questions he answers them quick and he is also very smart. He is usually the one that answers the door. He loves playing video games and watching tv or on his phone. He loves to cuddle and loves sleeping he is the type of kid you would want to kiss. He is very mature and when he isn’t you will pay

I want to be as cool as Cooper because I look up to him
“You wish”

by Krazy eightz December 2, 2018

Pulling A Cooper

A gay man who lies to his friends about his gay status

I think John might be Pulling A Cooper, he touched me sensually last night without consent

by Dictionarian184830 May 4, 2024

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Cooper Move

The act of building up great anticipation for a reward you decide the person won't receive.

Reference: September 24th, 2017 the Chicago Bears Cornerback Marcus Cooper Sr. stopped running just a few yards from the end zone and cost his team a touchdown.

Person 1) Dude, this chick was gobbling on my dork and stopped right before payday.

Person 2) Whatta a Cooper Move.

by Dr Jelly Finger September 25, 2017

cooperism

Being complacent in all areas of your life.

He won't challenge his woman. He suffers from Cooperism. Complacent everywhere in his life.

by Arpa of Sparta September 21, 2023

cooper-ish

of extreme idiocy, usually very suggestive and “dirty”

often times accompanied by stupid hand motions and hip moving

causes extreme discomfort amongst sane human beings

flat out illogical

can u guess which is cooper-ish

person 1- “incest is wincest”

person 2- “oh lord”

person 3- “help, i’m stuck under the chairs”

PERSON 1 IS COOPER-ISH!

by daddy-tonton June 1, 2018