Cooper is a fucking retard he looks retarded and acts retared and he's fucking gay and he likes eating shit and eating his shit he likes dingleberry's just a little dingle berry. He also like lauras dad and likes sa
by fuckingjatecooper May 14, 2024

cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.
by absolute goat August 31, 2021

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018

a cooper is a sub denomination of these assless chaps. he enjoys being a complete di-head, and is unable to process normal information without wanting to argue
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
by uwu ur worst enemy February 8, 2024

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

by Border patrol November 27, 2024
