When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

by cum gutter June 14, 2018

when a person blows the worlds massive fart it spews fum across the room creating an unsafe environment
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

by Speed6 March 16, 2016
