shit giggle

It's when you laugh so hard that you shit your pants a little.

-Holy shit giggle! I just shit giggled!
-Oh man, now i have to change!

by shit you not December 22, 2010

shit fog

the steam left behind from a major shit that fills the bathroom with funk.

dude, i totally walked into a shit fog that you left behind

by jenniebee September 6, 2010

bangin shit

To deficate in a manner befitting a king. In a manner of which is highly explosive and violent.

Person 1: I JUST TOOK A BANGIN SHIT IN THE BOG
Person 2: AWESOME *high 5*

by sir_duke September 18, 2010

Whitcomb Shit

A particularly irritating form of bullshit laced heavily with selfishness, sarcasm and lies.

Sue "My boyfriend told me he would be working all day but, he was actually hanging out with another girl getting stoned all day" Jane says "Oh yeah! That's some Whitcomb shit, right there!!

by Reesie Mueller September 25, 2010

Shit lightning

When lighting scares you so bad that you shit yourself.

Omg that lighting scared me so bad i got "shit lightning" from it.

by KillerKristen October 7, 2010

Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.

Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

shit-siblings

To become shit siblings, two people must each first take a shit, collect the shit and keep it in typical shit-form and then freeze the shits. After the shits are frozen thoroughly, the two parties will exchange their frozen shits, stuff their prospective shit-siblings' shit into their own asses and proceed to reheat and then re-excrete the the pre-fab log. They are now officially shit-siblings.

Who cares if you're blood brothers? Me and So-And-So are shit-siblings; way cooler, and way shittier. Ain't that some shit?!!!!

by wilbuey buhg August 25, 2010