big ass cat

A ferocious beast that fucks bitches and gets money. Generally used by gynecologist to describe a patient with excellent swagger

The women was a big ass cat. She had many male partners and lots of phat stacks.

by Lodog37 April 11, 2016

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

cat slap

it when you get rabies via anus by 1 or more shaved animals.

this cat slap is giving me a rash.

by donthewater October 17, 2006

Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.

“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”

by Yicri September 16, 2021

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Cat fever

Wanting a cat so bad

Just like in (baby fever)

I’m in pain. My cat fever is hitting hard

by Honest and straight forward November 09, 2020