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New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
by Totsally April 27, 2015
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New word

Guy 1: Hey I found a new word called 'new word'.
Guy 2: What?
by The owner of this place September 25, 2018
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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

an NBC-affiliated television station licensed to Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, serving southeastern Tennessee, northwestern Georgia, northeastern Alabama and extreme southwestern North Carolina. The station is owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc.
More than 100 were shown on Channel 3 Eyewitness News, including her father's story as a Marine in Guadalcanal in WW II
by SPrice1980 May 21, 2023
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New Yawk

An alternative pronunciation of 'New York', using a New Yorkan dialect.
Jon: "Yo, welcome to New Yawk."

Arin: "Do people around here actually talk like that?"

Jon: "Yeah, what are ya, fuckin' stupid?"
by DefinitionFixer0 June 10, 2024
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Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.
Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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New Methican

People that live in New Mexico that taking Breaking Bad to another level
“I was walking out of the store and a new methican wearing a bed sheet as a cape was running through the parking lot
by Mraldente December 2, 2023
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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