Douche bag wrapper

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.
That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?
by girl from Madrid July 09, 2011
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trash bag face

The generic face made when removing a full, heavy bag of trash from a trash can. Generally entails a neck swivel of at least 90º to the left or right, slightly agape mouth (with top row of teeth showing), heavily squinted or almost completely shut eyes, and crinkled nose.

Although this face is a typical reflex to emptying a trash can, it is often commonly used when reacting to a disturbing/gross image or video, rejecting a member of the opposite sex, or hearing a particularly moronic statement from a close friend.
Tim was talking to Jay about their plans for the weekend when Jay said, "I hope we can go to the beach, I love playing in the snow." Tim then gave him the trash bag face and went about his day.
by mastergarbagebagger July 22, 2012
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Be Cool, Bag Your Tool

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010
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Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements
"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 04, 2020
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boston tea bag party

When your having a big party and u teabag drunk bitches
Dude, I got aids from the last boston tea bag party ;
by Leonard William July 07, 2006
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Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.
Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.
by Fuzzy Z November 18, 2006
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Brown-Bag Special

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.
She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special
by Jeremy Harrison May 01, 2006
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