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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid
by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022
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monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?
Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911
by need head November 4, 2023
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Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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monkey

monkey
by Itz ya boi fish100500 July 2, 2021
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Geeky Monkey

He is a geeky monkey
by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019
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