Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023
When you and/or your sexual other Is so exhausted from cumming and you have to stop because you have no moore fluid in your body and/or can not physically continue doing sex.
by Aaron Ms.megan Moore July 18, 2023
The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
It also is a big wad of cum.
by G.L.B's Channel December 03, 2022
A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023
Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 06, 2024
When you curve your cum intentionally to cum into a girls mouth and pussy at the same time and then you dick her down with a metal pole till she cums
by Jack sack March 17, 2024
Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.
I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
by DeetleBug August 11, 2024