Dog bless you

The atheist way of saying "God Bless You". Self-explanatory really

It's meant in jest, of course..what, you couldn't guess that? Dog bless you!

by Submitters of Words March 30, 2011

stretch you out

After copious amounts of sex, the resultant condition of the vagina. Also can be used to threaten someone, "trying to get stretched out?", or as a term of defeat, "that chemistry test stretched me out." Furthermore, used as a warning if someone is entering a dangerous situation, "don't get stretched out!!" In extreme cases, also used as a successful pick up line, "what up girl, trying to get stretched out?"

Example 1:

Tom: Yo guy, is it cool if I have sex with my girl on your bed this weekend while you are in Arizona?

Nick: Ya, sure, if you wanna get stretched out.

Tom: Not at all, but I'll be the one doing the stretching.

Example 2:

Tom: Yo Mo, how was that all-you-can-eat buffet?

Mo: I stretched that bitch out!

Example 3:

Naomi: Hey, I heard that frat guys have huge dicks, specifically Delts.

Andrea: Ya, they will definitely stretch you out!

Naomi: Yes, I do dig.

by EmmyTk November 23, 2020

You would like

To confirm that you would have sex with that individual

Example Dale is speaking to Ellis

Dale "You knpow Jennifer Aniston?"

Elis "Yes"

Dale: "You Would like"

Ellis: You know phillip Olivier

Dale: Yes

Ellis:"You would like"

by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008

the joke's on you

the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight.

the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.

by eazy-x February 13, 2008

i love you

(Eye Luv U) Phrase. 1) Declaration of affection. 2) Words of truth when spoken by women, words of lust spoken by a man. 3) Last resort when trying to get laid. 4) The shortest road to Blowjobs and anal sex. 5) A complete and total farce in modern society. 6) Words spoken into a mirror by Hollywood celebs. 7) Yeu Eng Em: Vietnamese for Here’s a pungi stick, hope you die.

i love you
1) Honey, I love you.
2) Bob, I love you? Oh Sally, I loe you too...
3) I'm not just some guy, I love you...
4) "Can I put in in your butt?" NO! "Please?" NO! "I won't stick it all the way in." NO! "I love you." Ok, go ahead.
5) I love you...until I find someone else or I just decide that love is a fleeting emotion and waiste of our time pretending to be in love for the sake of the children or a tax break. It's cheaper to be with you and split expenses so rather than go find true love, with someone who will eventually drop me for someone else because they are no longer in love either, I'll just live this lie and cheat on you.
6) "I love you Paris Hilton". I love you back Paris Hilton. And we both love our extended and undeserved 15 minutes.
7) Yeu Eng Em, Ah you no fucka me in da ass bigga boy. "But I love you (Yeu Eng Em)" Oh, in dat case come give me da big whoppa in my rittle ass.

by sirisaachillary December 28, 2005

talk to you soon

When the person is not going to call you back for a while, but they don't want to say that and are trying to be nice about it

"Baby, I'll call you back in a little bit. I'll talk to you soon"

"Ok, talk to you in 3 hours..."

by Babiiiiii December 9, 2008

how you doing

Phrase spoken to a person who walks in on a conversation that would sound wrong if they heard it.

Example 1:
Person 1 - I wouldn't worry about it. The computer says the average size for a 15 year old is 6.579 inches.
Person 2 - Yeah.
Person 1 - The thing is...
*person walks in*
Person 1 - How you doing? Doing good?


Example 2:
Person 1 - But you have to pay a lot of money for those.
Person 2 - I agree totally. I would never use those.
Person 1 - See, sometimes, I take my toy lightsaber and...
*person walks in*
Person 2 - How you doing? Doing good?

by Grif July 5, 2004