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Jack Munro

Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.
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jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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Jimmie jack

When a guy named James butt rapes you like there is no tomorrow
Jesus Christ he out yousing that Jimmie jack agian
by Don’t do it January 21, 2019
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jack

hi you need to stream jack
by hjwjejerjrb January 28, 2021
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Jack In The Box

Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
by Alexwastakenwastaken July 9, 2024
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Jack Roberts

A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).
I wish Jack Roberts would rizz me.
by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023
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