Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Fat Koi

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.

James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”

by boysandkois March 22, 2024

Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.

Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Okay fat

This is the best way to embarrass your idiot friend that keeps yapping about some shit

João: Bro, you gotta listen to me, Tom Cruise is gay no cap
Andreas: Okay fat

by Andreas e João April 2, 2024

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

Fat Trickster

A hot, fat woman who is typically good at stereotypical DnD rogue talents in real life.

Aww man, my wallet's gone! That fat trickster stole my money and my heart.

by Analog_Amber June 20, 2021