Fat as Mud

An old-timey saying indicating that something is extremely large.

Me: That dude is huge!
Someone’s grandpa: Yeah, he’s fat as mud.

by billiam17 March 16, 2024

Fat Koi

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.

James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”

by boysandkois March 22, 2024

Fat-cock fiance

The only way to get back at the evil men who want to control women.

Hym "So it is a fat-cock fiance type of situation. He's vermin. You're his property. I'm better than both of you."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Fat Trickster

A hot, fat woman who is typically good at stereotypical DnD rogue talents in real life.

Aww man, my wallet's gone! That fat trickster stole my money and my heart.

by Analog_Amber June 20, 2021

Fat Stanly'd

Reneging on a job-offer after signing the acceptance letter

We got "Fat Stanly'd" by our latest new hire this morning. They were using our offer letter as leverage at their existing company.

by Swami Jack June 24, 2021

Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021