Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.

A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020

Double Sunday

Where you call off on Monday thereby creating a second Sunday.

This job makes me want to take a double Sunday.

by koaguilds December 14, 2020

tennis doubles

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.

My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles

by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020

Double Jochman

Double sarcasm big mental gymnastics type beat

Damn he really pulled a double Jochman on him, he mad craze for this one...maniac

by LigmaJoeSigma December 28, 2020

DOUBLE D

dinner and dick

hey michael can i have that double d
don’t come near me unless you can give me that double d

by poppers24 December 29, 2020

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020

Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.

Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better

by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020