by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 04, 2020
Haley: Omg I just had a pookie, they feel so weird.
Kat: What's a pookie?
Haley: Y'know when you have those farts that come to the front and feel like a bubble?
Kat: 1, gross. 2, that's what that's called?
Haley: Yeah, a pookie fart is that.
Kat: What's a pookie?
Haley: Y'know when you have those farts that come to the front and feel like a bubble?
Kat: 1, gross. 2, that's what that's called?
Haley: Yeah, a pookie fart is that.
by ahhahahaidekwhattoputhere May 26, 2024
by PickleRickc-137 December 16, 2019
(Its 2020, and 2 freinds are hanging out)
Friend 1: Say a funny and epic thing
Freind 2: Doo Doo Fart
Freind 1: Ok lets vape
Friend 1: Say a funny and epic thing
Freind 2: Doo Doo Fart
Freind 1: Ok lets vape
by MACARENA GAMER June 30, 2024
When you erotically plug someone’s anus to deny them of a fart until comand is given with help of a finger or a butt plug. This act sends pleasure to all receptors in the person of the participant receiving this dark sexual torture that is only for the ones sick enough to approach it. This is sometimes mixed with edging.
by Bigbakckguysmen July 02, 2024
When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.
Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.
by DeportTheMonkeys April 23, 2025