Double Bern team

When 2 people that both have "Bern" in their names telepathically communicate with each other and accidentally plan to tease the crap out of you for something, especially when all 3 of you are very close friends. Usually works between Bernard , Bernie , Bernadette , etc

Dude my 2 closest friends are Bernard and Bernadette. Do you understand how much ****ing double Bern teaming I get abused by?

by crayrey June 18, 2020

Double Friendzone

Another term for platonicism.

Oh no... I think I'm in the double friendzone

by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

Double-Barrled Shaboingboing

“When the same situation happens but in a different font, in a small amount of time”

“Man i just saw Kendra and Shaquille at the bar in the matter of two minutes, what a double-barrled shaboingboing”

by maylloyd November 24, 2023

The Double dip

The act of a male masturbating until ejaculation and then using the semen as lube to jack off again immediately after.

"I was so horny after my church date with Andria I had to do the Double dip to myself too calm down"

by Rabidracoon December 5, 2022

Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.

I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.

by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022

Double Duplex

Ok where do I start, a kid who thinks he is the best when he is only a tramp who’s bedroom faces a school window so he can find a little friend to play and talk to

You heard of that that Double Duplex guy? Nah, neither have I

by myztfy April 13, 2019

Double... Coalition Buster

Where did Jeremy Boering go? Where did he go!? Where's Elon? Ben Shapiro said NOTHING could separate Pedo-Don and Elon! Pedo-Don and Elon... IT RHYMES! They look awfully separated to me! Like 1% of Donald Trump's ear... They are MISSING IN ACTION! MIA!

Last time on DaemonBallZ

Hym "連合COALITION BUSTER!!! (Rengō hakaimono)破壊者) 😠🤜 😖 (There's no Jew emoji)"

A Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!" (My auto correct suggests OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal whenever I type the word "Jew" now)

Hym *He's still on his feet... But that's fine because...*"ダブル連Double... COALITION BUSTER!!!(Daburu rengō basutā)合バスター" 😠🤜😖💥

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025