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national prank your kid

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!
by arararyayay May 11, 2023
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The Quiet Kid

The kind of kid who usually goes unnoticed. They don't talk much but they seem to have a lot going on up there. You'd say "hey what's up?" and they'd awkwardly stammer out "hey". Sometimes they don't want to talk, sometimes they can't, usually a mix of both. Inside they can be pretty chill, nice, and funny. But get on their bad side and they turn cold. They can be intensely insulting and sometimes have a weapon or two at home. But if you're nice to them they will try their best to pay it back. They're not bad people, just hard to read and not very talkative. Some people think they have depression and will ask why they're so quiet. And to be honest, they don't really know either. They usually pick a spot at the back where no one can really see them. When they do talk though, It's gonna be interesting.
Guy one: "Is that emo kid depressed or something?"
Guy two: "Nah, just the quiet kid. He's actually pretty nice"
Guy three: "Seriously? I insulted his friend and he didn't hold back"
by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023
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kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018
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Drama kid

Drama kid. When used as a derogatory term, it references the people who enjoy attention and actively seek it out at all times (consciously, subconsciously, or both). They will often try to set themselves apart from others in their group by bringing attention to their more unique qualities in a non-subtle manner.

Speaking loudly and often is not atypical for drama kids. Though just because someone is loud or talkative doesn’t necessarily mean they are a drama kid. The person in question may actually partake in theatrical activities or simply seem like they would. Manh would think of themselves as “outstandingly different”.
“Amma thinks she’s so quirky when she says stuff like that.”
“Yeah she gives me serious drama kid vibes”.
by Stuffedbearsunite242333 January 5, 2021
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Billy the kid

A very young manager that has joined a high ranking managment team. Your typical Billy the kid, although very positive, will waist considerable time, effort and funds on things like powernappjng seminars and expensive but useless uniform upgrades which highlight their lack of real world knowledge.
The company just employed a Billy the kid. The company really needs some young vibrant ideas.
by Sam cannistan September 8, 2022
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Dirty Kid

Derogatory term for a high school kid who doesn't shower, doesn't really care about their appearance, skips class, gets into fights, generally does not respect authority, and probably does drugs. Being a dirty kid is more about the attitude than anything else; dirty kids act tough despite being fat or completely out of shape; they almost always look and act smug for no reason at all; they have few, no, or unrealistic plans for the future.

The aforementioned aspects of dirtiness such as skipping class, drugs, awful appearance, not showering etc. are a result of the dirty kid attitude. Dirty kids are also typically incredibly stupid, and will have a chance of failing even the easiest blowoff classes in the school.

It is important to note that dirty kids are found in all economic classes. Rich kids who are sufficiently apathetic or otherwise socially unacceptable will be branded dirty kids and shunned after enough time. Poor kids can also avoid being branded dirty kids through maintaining a proper appearance, using basic social skills, and showing some semblance of work ethic and intelligence. All normal kids are socially above dirty kids.

Dirty kids are found skipping class in the hallways or the parking lot, and in the lunchroom can be seen either A) congregating at extremely smelly dirty kid tables or B) trying to sit in nooks in the walls because nobody will let them sit at their table.

Non-dirty kids are not called clean kids. They are simply called normal kids.
Normal kid 1: Who was that guy who got sent to the principle's office in 2nd hour?

Normal kid 2: Idk, some dirty kid. He tried to vape in class.

Normal kid 1: lmao what a dumbass.

Normal kid 2: l know, he's so dirty.
by 4gateftw December 10, 2017
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Green Screen Kid

A cesspool of garbage content on youtube shorts where literal children on their parents phones go and steal other peoples videos and get way more views than the original
Guy: makes a somewhat decent video
kid: steals the video

Guy: hey this Green Screen kid stole my video
by werykul February 18, 2024
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