Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024

fat Dick

Donald Trump

Why is fat Dick the president of the United States of America?

by gordo dA MERDA June 6, 2019

fat ass plug

A fat fucking whale looking tager

Ricky - fat ass plug

by Graber June 18, 2016

Fat queen

A woman who is over 130 pounds but still fights every day because she recognizes her self worth in school in the gym and at work. These females use heavy makeup and don't let there overweight lifestyle compromise there self worth. They fight through constant rejection and usually have a better personality than the good looking females because of it.

That girl over there dancing is definetly a fat queen most females that weight and with that much makeup would stay at home she's so confident!

by Dr dve May 15, 2024

very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018

fat-sperg

When Tempest1018 requests a debate.

Tempest stop being a fat-sperg.

by Bigga bigga July 3, 2021

Fat lip finnigan

A person that ends up with a fat lip as a result of talking too much.

She ended up getting a fat lip finnigan because she couldn't shut her mouth again.

by Kevincockstrong July 26, 2022