Fat Wheels

A fat guy who wheels chicks

Damn, Henry is 280 but he still gets laid. He's fat wheels.

by Gabe1993Gabe November 10, 2025

bigger than fat

luffi

bigger than fat

by mrs tosser November 16, 2025

Fishy Fat fanny freya fartley

A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind

Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out

by Yorke November 25, 2025

The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.

PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!

by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025

Having a big fat cock

That's the answer to the Jordan.

Hym "And my intelligence can NOT invalidate my success and you having a big fat cock CAN invalidate YOUR success. And you can talk about replacing me all you want, your not going to be able to replace want I take if you don't get you fat ass done here, Jordan.

"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

fat

This is how you look in front of your smart fridge, that's why it oftentimes only allows you to eat at night — as its date setting is stuck on dates coinciding with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 upon the smart fridge's "arrival" at your house.

I thought my smart fridge was just being quirky, but after it kept saying I'm 'fat' and only letting me eat at night, I realized it's stuck on the Ramadan date of Tuesday, April 2nd 1991!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Fat Jab

Fat Jab (Wegovy): Also known as semaglutide, it’s a UK slang term for this weight-loss injection. Administered weekly, it helps reduce appetite and promotes weight loss. While it’s got some side effects, the long-term risks are still unknown. It could be a game-changer in the long run, potentially saving lives and improving the health and quality of life of people.

Lee: I was in Lidl the other day, and I bumped into Dan, you know, Fat Dan! He’s got really skinny bruv. Mike told me he’s on those fat jabs, and I said, 'You look ten times better bruv!

Frank: that’s a good Init, bruv! Now what are we going to call him now Bruv Lol? Can’t call him Fat Dan anymore bruv! LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 14, 2025