ex best friend 

a guy that you thought was your friend and just turns out to be an ass who thinks he's really your boyfriend and that you love him, even thought you've told him for years that:
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him

jake, psycho extrodinare

ex best friend by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

FRIEND CARD 

THE TERM FOR THAT OLD CHESTNUT THAT BULLSHITERS SAY TO SOMEONE THAT THEY DEEM TO BE UNSUITABLE FOR THEM ROMANTICALLY, EITHER THROUGH LACK OF GAME, OR FAILED GENETICS AS IN, AN UGLY BASTARD

A: " HOWS THINGS GOING WITH YOU AND JILL, YOU LOOK TO BE GETTING A BIT CLOSE"

B: "NA MATE, I DONT THINK SO, DONT GET ME WRONG SHE'S BRAND NEW, BUT AS SHE AINT WORTHY OF THE BOABBY, ITS GONNA BE A CASE OF 'FRIEND CARD, TOP POCKET', LOL, BUT ID TAKE A GAMMIE"

FRIEND CARD by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

Friendsly 

Pronounced "Friends-lee"

A word that indicates that you are in no way, shape, nor form friends with another person.

To be friendsly with another, one must have no intentions of or be in anyway in a mutual relationship involving respect, kindness, loyalty, nor honesty and/or anything else related to or involving any normal or REAL relationship with another that might be considered or viewed as a friendship.

Note: Tim hates Jerry
Tim- Wow man im so friendsly with Jerry its completely bonkers!!!!

Ex #2
Note: Jordi has neither met nor likes any commonly known celebs.
Jordi: Bradster Smells-ike-pits once stole my acting ideas and styles, but its ok I'm over it now and we're all sortsa friendsly!!

(Remember: Jordi hates Bradster and all other famous people of the ass-hattery persuasion or lifestyle due to her being all jelly like for cereal guise! As well as because of her pre-disposition to bejng a truly absent minded, typically over weight, star idolising , non-unique in any real fashion, Kardashian gushing, lower than 80 IQ having, and also coming pre packaged with the "In-Ability" to think for one's self, real all American girl that she is.

Ex #3.

The writer and creator of this particular urban dictionary definition (i did not create this word however) is extremely friendsly with anyone that can relate to, in anyway, anyone that comes remotely close to being as simple-minded as Jordi!!! Like haha lol omg for cereal my swagster hood boi bling blings. Im like totally lol rn and too lazy to finish spelling wurds! Teehee

Friendsly by DrewbyDoobz October 3, 2017

a friend and prabh 

a friend thinks that she needs to die, however that is not the case. she deserves to live, as she is very smart, and has a life and friends. However this kid prabh on the other hand, he should die. such a loser, doesn't have any friends. he is hated by everyone, including his parents. the world will love his death. the world will be a better place when prabh dies. when he dies, noone will ever know that this kid prabh ever even LIVED. therefore, prabh should die, and his friend, she should live.

Prabh's friend, u deserve life
a friend and prabh

Prabh, go die little weirdo.

a friend and prabh by PrabhIsALoser December 10, 2018

friend-javu 

When you are looking through your friends on facebook and you see someone you dont know at all (or you might have seen in class or at a party)... you realize that you are friends, but you have no idea how you became friends in the first place. You are not sure if you sent the friend request or if they did? And you get dusche chills because you feel like a stocker idiot if you were the one who friend requested them.

situation 1:

I am having friend-javu. This guy just sent me a message asking me if we knew each other.

situation 2:

Who the fuck is this, I dont know them, why are we friends on facebook?....ohh shit I have a class with this fool, did I request her?

friend-javu by For the facebookers'.... April 14, 2009

friend pusher 

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

friend pusher by elefb April 27, 2009

Friend Shopping 

Looking for friends on Facebook. Usually involves looking through your friend's friend list to see who you know.

I went Friend Shopping today and found 5 new friends.

Question: "What are you doing on Facebook?"
Reply: "Nothing much, just Friend Shopping!"

Friend Shopping by Whad up SC November 15, 2010