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double of ranch

Double entendre of 'Dab of Ranch' terminology. Refers to the British Columbia government. Inspired by the Major Lazer song 'Know No Better'. The BC Government is renowned for corruption and incompetence.

Liberals are formed by entitled far right wing retirees that identifying with high net worth while being low net worth. Leadership is comprised of freemasons of lower intelligence. Dr Crusty Clark and Drk Gurdass Campbell are recent. No enlightened leadership since WAC Bennett. This party collaborates with the freemasons, mafia, ethnic interests that are easily duped, and entitled retirees on fixed income pensions. The freemasons consistently engage in economic corruption for personal gain. It is customary for these them to be within zero degrees of separation with drug dealers, bikers, and police through the cult. Deep within the mountains of the Okanagan Valley, there exists an Illuminati that rigs the election from West Kelowna. Similar to the Nazi uprising in Austria.

NDP party has a fiscal policy that is Not Directly Proportional to reality. These guys and gals smoke ganja, unionize, grow pony tails, and empty the provincial coffers via fiscal munchies. Able to swing the vote via disenfranchised underemployed (basically 80% of immigrants in BC) labour.

BC is run by Vancouver. Hong Kong runs Vancouver. The Triads, with the People's Liberation Army, run Hong Kong. So BC is run by the world's most dangerous and well organized terrorist organization with govt support.
I saw Gordon Campbell at Kelowna Airport the other day. Double of ranch he was upgrading to a BMW at Budget rental car before heading to the lodge.
by realist the December 4, 2017
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B double D

Typically means Big Dick Dizzle. A guy who used to be smooth and dope but now got old plump and kids. Someone whose in Debt and typically gets calls from Ace rent companies. Still a good heart, loves fireball and cheers for losing football organizations! Taxes help Bdouble D move on life
Wow man, you remember our buddy Corey,

"Yeah"
Dude hes a b double d
by born2bb@d February 14, 2021
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Double Header

When someone gives two blowjobs consecutively; blowing them until they come, swallowing, taking a short intermission, then going down for a second blowjob.
For my birthday, my Wife gave me an amazing Double Header! The best birthday present ever!
by AZHubby November 5, 2025
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Double Butt

When someone with testicles tucks them between their legs, bends over, and then proudly displays it to an audience. Thus appears the double butt -- your regular butt and a smaller testicle butt.
"Dave, man, I finally saw that movie 'Alien' and the little mouth that comes out of the bigger mouth of the xenomorph reminded me of that time you dropped double butt on us."

"Hey, babe, check this out" (...tucks balls, turns around and bends over...), "check out this double butt."
by VodiakInterlock April 21, 2025
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Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020
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double rizzed

When someone with gigachad rizz rizzes someone twice or rizzes to the point of marriage
John: yo did you see Jacob and Emily are getting married
Ethan: yeah he totally double rizzed her up
by Brainrot haver May 19, 2024
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Back bitch double

When a person texts you an emoji and you don't know how to respond, so do a back bitch double (by sending back an emoji)
Person 1: omg she did me so dirty!!!
Person 2: *cat laughing emoji*
Person 1: *Laugh crying emoji*
Person 1 to Person 3: "Omg I did a back bitch double to Person 2!"
by Hannah Landis September 11, 2020
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