Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Double Team No Galeto

when your friend says double team while your hitting a nicotine device you say no galeto and dap up your partner, make sure you snap your fingers after the dap up. one this happens you and your friend both chief the nicotine device to hell until the owner notices.

*my girlfriend hands me the yummy disposable* keygan: double team?”
caleb: “no galeto*
caleb and keygan *dap up* *snap*

caleb and keygan *chieffing nicotine device*
grace “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NICOTINE”
caleb and keygan *run*
Double Team No Galeto

by Jackajackajacka November 8, 2021

double-doing

To double do someone is when you are currently doing two boys

Omg Jessica! You're totally double-doing James and Eli!!

by hotguy69101 November 9, 2021

Double-faced entendre

A term coined by the band Oliver Tree. It means the exact same thing as two-faced in the context of the song “Life Goes On,” but the words together actually do not make any sense.

“I’m looking for help with this song. I’m trying to describe someone who treats you one way to your face but acts the other way behind your back.”

“You mean “two-faced?””

“No, something more pretentious.”

“That’s the exact phrase you’re looking for.”

*other person walks away*

“Gosh, he couldn’t just find me new words. What a double-faced entendre.”

by DS716 November 10, 2021

double corn

<dub-bull korn> verb, active. Sexual slang, origin:Nebraska, United States, est. ~ 1960 AD
(-ing) same and or plural partaking.
The partaking act of the insertion of two (2) ears of corn ( 🌽 🌽 ), one (1) into the vaginal cavity, and one (1) into the rectal cavity of a human female subject. Usually willingly for sexual pleasure, or other various sexual reasons of partaking.
Suffixes:

-ing (double corning), same or plural partaking.

-ed (double corned), subjective status present and/or past tense.

-er (double corner), one who partakes in the act of.

-able (double cornable), a subject determined capable and usually preferable candidate of the defined.

That girl from Nebraska enjoys a double corn after smoking cocaine.
She has double cornable hips.

by Pete the pilgrim November 12, 2021

selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.

Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Double standard

A standard that works one way for one person or group, and another for a different person or group.

The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021