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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
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Jack

Absolute legend of a bloke and all around top G. Will always help a friend in need. Also has a fat sack (bread and balls).
He's such a jack
by JigglyBottom January 7, 2023
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Jack

very cool boy usually dirty blond hair and blue eyes
jack your so cool i want to be just like you
by Anderson Miller January 13, 2023
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Jack

Jack is one of the most handsome, perfect, awesome, smartest, cutest, nicest, kindest, hottest, funniest, guy you will ever meet he has 0 flaws and he has sm energy he loves 21 savage and the color red and hes rlly rlly good at math and anything he does and hes also rlly rlly good at sports like basketball, baseball, and golf. Jack also has such cute blonde hair (thats also a lil messy sometimes) but thats okay cause he looks cute no matter what and he also has the most handsome smile there ever was and always is smiling and laughing and is always happy with a great sense of humor.
“Jack seems so awesome
“He is”
by Iheartbaseballboys April 4, 2023
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jack

a cunt with weird freckles and is probably gay . don't talk to him he is a new world of shit
hey that's jack 'fuck.
by atlasnigga April 4, 2023
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Jack

The name of the biggest man slags to ever be born. You know when the arctic monkeys quoted “oh the boys a slag” that line was directed at any male with the name Jack.
Who are you dating?”

“Jack”
Good luck!”
by 696969yourmum April 5, 2023
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Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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