Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
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Get the Cheese on Chips mug.qwerty (me) invented a new snack called dip in cheese roll, my mom tried it and she said "it was delicious!"
by qwerty9067 September 26, 2022
Get the dip in cheese roll mug.Short lived docu-series about the Mac N’ Cheese Man that peaked in relevance mid quarantine (2020). Sadly the man himself has fell to a crippling meth addiction and resides in Fresno, CA.
“Yo, remember that Mac N’ Cheese Man series back in quarantine?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
“LMAO. Remember when he called to his wise Jewish uncle for advice in the forest?”
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Get the The Grilled Cheese Show mug.when you and your partner have a guest over then you cover both of you in oil and cheese and strip yourselves and the guest and make a sandwich between them causing them to go into shock and die
by burger boy187 October 2, 2022
Get the dirty grilled cheese mug.cheese, a food that is usually yellow. there are many different types of cheese like swiss, mozzarella, cheddar, etc. cheese is also a dairy product. cheese is very cool.
person1: hey, whats your favourite food?
person2: hmm i like _____, ______, and cheese!
person1 oh nice! i like those too, especially cheese.
person2: hmm i like _____, ______, and cheese!
person1 oh nice! i like those too, especially cheese.
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