An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
Get the Urban Zombiemug. urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.
by average boi October 31, 2022
Get the urban dictionarymug. When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.
"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"
"Disappears as the decades go on"
"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"
"Disappears as the decades go on"
"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"
by douchybag January 13, 2023
Get the Urban Graveyardmug. Stupid Option that pops up when I try to Type โUrban dictionaryโ And The Clothes suck if you do buy there
Me: Okay Iโm gonna go on urban dictionary *Types in urban and clicks first result*
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!
Fuck! Not urban outfitters!
by ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ค July 18, 2022
Get the Urban outfittersmug. by Polkadude February 6, 2013
Get the Urban Tumbleweedmug. When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man
Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?
Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
Get the Urban Fucktionarymug. A euphemism for a homeless person.
by Chris Meyer August 24, 2005
Get the urban campermug.