Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Twinkie

A guy who is several years older than his girlfriend.. (a reverse cougar)

Yah, I'm a twinkie, I'm dating a guy 15 years old than me.

by Trinamae October 31, 2014

Twinkie Schwenkie

Someone who is insane at clash. He is so good that he uses his 3rd leg to play while eating potato chips. Twinkie Schwenkie is king🙉❤️

Twinkie Schwenkie is the G.O.A.T

by Wiggerwirwa November 10, 2025

Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.

Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!

by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Chocolate Twinkie

When a man ejaculate in a asshole and the receiver takes a shit right after and the semen is surrounded in the faeces and proceeds to snack on or after

They made some chocolate Twinkies and proceeded to snack on them after the job

by It’s ANON January 4, 2022

Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015