thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Blue Thunder

A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.

Man, that Blue Thunder is ripping my lungs up!

by exjailbird August 4, 2020

EZB Thunder

Just a normal person doing his thing :)

EZB Thunder drowned

by EZB_Thunder October 22, 2020

thunder flapos

Justin's big meaty pussy lips

wow!! have you ever seen Justin's Thunder flapos??

by dummmmmmttttt July 31, 2017

Thunder Biking

A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.

The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.

by mjaumen July 13, 2012

Orange thunder

in reference to the fiber supplement Metamucil that is sold as powdered drink mixes, capsules and wafers in a variety of flavors. Metamucil contains psyllium seed husks as the active ingredient. It is manufactured in Phoenix, Arizona, by Procter & Gamble.1 When first marketed to consumers in 1974, Metamucil was marketed as a laxative. The advertising slogan at that time was "If not nature, then Metamucil". Procter & Gamble sought to make Metamucil a household name by advertising in magazines and on television, using the claim "All fiber is not created equal".2 The target group was older people who are more likely to suffer from constipation.

I've been constipated for a week, I need to get back on that orange thunder

by jaykads November 1, 2023