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Taylor Swift

Normal person: Taylor swift
Me: THE MF MUSIC INDUSTRY
by natzswifties December 12, 2023
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Taylor Swift

She is an absolute queen. She is the music industry, from all her achievements to studio albums, she is the angel. I love her. She is such an inspiring and compassionate person.
Taylor Swift’s new album has broken several records in one week.
by LHY100 December 3, 2022
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Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 13, 2022
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The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
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Taylor Swift

A hottie that’s rich
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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taylor swift

STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR SWIFTS VERSION!!!!
THE VAULT TRACKS ARE FIRE
by reputationbestalbum July 7, 2023
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023
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