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Matthew

Matthew is a guy with a really small penis
Hey hes got a matthew
by Mclovin YoMadre January 25, 2019
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Matthew

If a boys name is matthew he's most likely a gift from God, he doesn't lie and won't show his feelings to just anybody. He usually is the person who gets the heart break at the end of a relationship, when he gets attached to a girl he won't let his feelings change so easy unless he feels like he's being used. When he says he loves somebody he isn't lying because he trully does love that person, he's very clever and a king in bed after he has had some experience, he's very good at sports will be very loyal to his girlfriend, most people Matthew like will have the names like Tiffany, amanda, Caitlyn, Katlynn, Amber, Destiny, kelsie, Maggie, jesse, Michelle, and Megan. People with the name Matthew is a very unlucky person but also is very dominate, he won't ever have sex until he's 16-18
ugh i wish i could date matthew
by Ashley Candy May 14, 2018
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matthew

i met a matthew he was the worst person ever
by claire bridgeman February 15, 2018
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Matthew

He's a very hard chap good at basketball likes hurling. He has a best friend called Adam and a really thick girlfriend.
Oh look there's Matthew he's well hard bruv
by Matthew🤤 October 31, 2019
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Matthew

A tall boy. That has the best fashion in his school for a boy. He is very intelligent and smart and can ace any test. He low key looks like Lil Tecca, but in a better version. He has very nice hair and has clear skin. He can beat anyone in debate with his enormous pee pee. He is able to roast anyone on the spot and he has yet to ever embarrass himself ,so in conclusion you can't roast the kid. He is able to lie in any kind of situation and is able to help his friends. When it comes to relationships he can be a player and break peoples hearts ,because he got bored of them. He does it for the fun, but once he find the perfect girl he will be a great husband. In the future he will easily own his own company or make billions.
Caleb: " my sandwiches are the best"
Matthew: " so basically you belong in the kitchen you waeman"
Caleb; ".... you got me there i can't say anything back"
Caleb: " so Alexis basically you freaking stupid"
by iamlowkeysad October 17, 2019
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Matthew

Just an overall pretty great, kinda sketchy guy
Man Matthew is rad bro?
by Shmath64 December 19, 2018
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Matthew

Best defualty boi, anyone who kills him is a STREAMSNIPER
by Best forknife dabber 69 November 26, 2018
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