Lobster pilled

Accepting that, while it's perfectly natural to want to fight against hierarchical structures, social hierarchies are also perfectly natural and are an essential part of existing as an intelligent, social species. Serotonin-based social hierarchies have existed for 100's of millions of years and due to the nature of their existence they can never truly be destroyed, only replaced.

Yeah bro, Bakunin's take on the dictatorship of the proletariat was pretty based and Lobster pilled.

by hello muddah September 20, 2022

Lobster pussy

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

Lenny Lobster

The best friend you can wish, always there for you and mostly gay or pan-sexual. Goes trough hard times with you and always helps you! Your friendship is probably 10/10 bc she it!!! Appreciate her!

Person: My friend is such an angel!
You: She probably is a lenny lobster!

by Mila-beela May 10, 2018

Blue Lobsters Inc

A hacking and trolling group with very funny members whose goal is to get rid of pay to win minecraft servers and annoying 12 year old screaming kiddies on the internet and do other funny things because they can

"Bro my entire server got griefed and there is text everywhere with your server got lobstered!!!" - Mad Server owner
"I love blue lobsters inc I won a windows product key" - Giveaway winner
"Bro i think we're getting lobstered rn" - Mad Server owner
"In cooperation with: Blue Lobsters Inc." - PatchNote
"Habe Beweise dass es mein Server ist der ist nicht gesponsert diese Lobsters sind illegal" - SpionLennart
"Digga diese blue Lobsters oder so sind in mein Account drinne" - Datenflieger

by Dwarslooper April 23, 2024

Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.

My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022