monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

Status Hater

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.

I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.

by HBieber January 26, 2011

gnar-status

a versatile term to describe anything out of the norm in a positive way. it could be to describe anything crazy, cool, intense, etc.

It's beyond good...it's straight-up Gnar-status!!

by curtislow805 July 28, 2011

gratus status

Grateful state (of mind); Appreciative of the situation you're in now.

Hey Bob, How ya doin'?
Gratus Status, man!
Yeah? What for?
My boss gave me a raise today!

by foreveryone February 25, 2013

Suburban Status

When a person has so many kids or dependents, they can only drive a bigger vehicle such as a minivan, Suburban, Ford Transit, etc

(Sees parents with 6 kids at the store)

Shit...they are beyond Suburban Status. Well good luck wit dat!!

by bgo247 September 23, 2020

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011

Ratchet Status

A girl (Typically 12-16) who posts statuses on social media websites Facebook, Twitter, ETC... about how rathet other women are on a daily basis when I reality they would not say to a ratchets face.Alot of times people who post these are angry because their boyfriends left them for a ratchet who wont bitch and complain about how they should wait 4 more years to have sex.

Typical White girl: like this post if yall be hatin dem thirsty ass ratchet ass niggaz

Boyfriend of White Girl: Sorry for not wanting to wait until your ready to give me handjob in 4 years Ratchet Status

by Real talk 101110 April 21, 2014