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‘Bro is that Samantha Brodka??’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’
‘Yeah man I heard her boyfriend is a sick guy though’
‘I know wish I was him’
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Guy: Wow Samantha is hot. Nice knockers.
Guy2: Do you like her?
Guy: No.
*2 months later*
Guy2: Me and her have been talking a lot and I'm starting to like her.
Guy: I'm dating her.
Guy2: You knew I liked her...
Guy: Yeah but she didn't like you back so-
Guy2: Do you like her?
Guy: No.
*2 months later*
Guy2: Me and her have been talking a lot and I'm starting to like her.
Guy: I'm dating her.
Guy2: You knew I liked her...
Guy: Yeah but she didn't like you back so-
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