preliminary retard 

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

preliminary retard by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

ok retard 

when you mum forgets to push when she was delivering you

your dad was like "ok retard" after your mum accidently took a shit instead of gave birth

ok retard by youkissmyass? December 22, 2019

Fucking Retard

a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair

look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible

Fucking Retard by byron August 3, 2004

retard strength 

The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).

"I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."

retard strength by wil begley May 17, 2007

restart syndrome 

An obsessive-compulsive need to retry a (video) game every time one messes up on it. Usually done when one is attempting to break a personal record, and has committed a mistake that impacts the chances of breaking it.

This is like the 1,000th time I've restarted Tetris Sprint. I've got a serious case of restart syndrome.

restart syndrome by Rei^2 September 23, 2009

Retard 

Someone who thinks retard is offensive when used in an inoffensive manner

Person 1: Wow, you bought 12 tickets? You know you’re not gonna win, retard
Person 2: Yeah lol
Cashier: That’s offensive! Please don’t say that
Person 2: Shut the fuck up retard

Retard by loomy July 29, 2020

Retard 

Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger

Wow that wigger is a fucking retard

Retard by The urban linguist July 29, 2005