puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.

Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!

by Pugboners March 8, 2017

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.

"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."

by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017

Puppy City

An area filled with adorable puppies.

We must be in puppy city because there are three puppies around me.

by Skatt Everest March 6, 2011

space puppy

Where you swing your dick around in 0 gravity then stopping, causing it to slowly orbit your balls

Look at my space puppy!

by handlemybar May 23, 2018

puppy gaga

Very cute unconditional love and attention from your partner while you go about doing completely normal and unexciting things. The kind that you can only expect from a pet that has completely subscribed to the idea that you are the center of the universe even if you're just watching a boring show. Puppy comes from the premise that the act is maximally cute and because often your partners eyes are particularly widened while they're in this state of infatuation. Commonly used on the West Coast of North America, particularly Canada.

You are completely puppy gaga right now

by luh kuh duh tuh April 19, 2023