Pony Show

Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.

Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."

moaning/groaning continues with the music...

by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009

awkward pony

the act of being retarded

"dude kids that are homeschooled are socially awkward ponyed"

by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007

pony boy

Someone who likes to have their white walls on the outside of their tires; a fancy lay. Someone who shops in the women's deptment at Urban Behaviour.

Man that Jake is really a pony boy.

by Fab F January 10, 2006

Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.

“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”

by The WBH November 30, 2011

Shank pony

A badass way of saying Unicorn. A horse with a shank sticking out if its face!

Tom: It's just wied that you wanted a unicorn.

Dave: ...
(Several stab wounds later)

Steve: Thats one badass horse. What happened to Tom?
Dave: He insukted my Shank Pony

by Blacksaphire May 15, 2016

slutty pony

A girl in her early twenties who is newly separated from her ex who is playing the field a little too much.

Annabella is being a slutty pony since she broke up with Sprinner.

by Slutty Pony September 13, 2014

Pony body

When the length of a person's body is equal to the length of their legs.

My lord Carol, look at her ass, it's the centerpoint of her body. She's a God damn pony body.

by Dong schlong May 5, 2018